Another dental dream.

Dreamt that I got veneers, which somehow caused my teeth to crack, chip and shatter. All of this took place inside an army tank.

Edit: Also, the army tank somehow had a playground in it.

Tooth ache, ear ache

Had one of those godawful dreams where my teeth were falling out. Weird thing is, I had a secondary set of teeth (like the world's lamest shark) but those began to rot and fall out too. When I finally made it to the dentist's office, after the usual delays and shenanigans that occur whenever I try to accomplish something in a dream, he told me that he'd have to remove my entire jaw.

Also, a side note: Whenever I fall asleep with earplugs in, I always dream that I'm digging massive amounts of wax out of my ears. Like, tennis ball sized globs. The one I had a couple days ago even had me pulling wood chips, pebbles and a god damn mechanical pencil out of there.

None of this makes sense.

Last night, I dreamt I was trying out for an episode of America's Next Top Model, which involved battling lions and tigers in a rain forest in Norway.